100+ Cute & Funny Love Quotes

Last updated: January 21, 2025 by Katie

Love can be the most wonderful thing, but sometimes it can also be frustrating, complicated, and so crazy that you just need to laugh.

When I’m over taking out the trash, washing the dishes, doing the laundry, cleaning the cat litter, taking the kids to all of the practices, and handling all the other non-stop chores that come with marriage and children, some funny love quotes can really turn my day around.

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They remind me that even when I feel like I'm drowning in a sea of dirty socks and endless to-do lists, love still manages to be the glue holding it all together—sometimes with a bit of humor on the side.

Share these funny love quotes with your friends to commiserate, or send them to the one you love to remember that even when things go south, you’re in this crazy, beautiful mess together. Laughter truly is the best way to keep love alive!

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Short Funny Love Quotes

These short funny love quotes pack all the humor and warmth into just a few words. Perfect for a quick smile, a text, or a laugh, these bite-sized gems are here to remind you that love is funny, too!

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer, and the corniest person in the room.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
~ Charles M. Schulz

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
~ Plato

Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.

You want to know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
~ Franklin P. Jones

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Love is being stupid together.
~ Paul Valery

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
~ Ambrose Bierce

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

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Funny Love Quotes about Dating

The dating jungle is no joke! These funny love quotes are perfect for you or your friends who are wading through the trenches of apps, meet-cutes, and blind dates, hoping to find love.

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Love is sharing your popcorn.
~ Charles Schultz

"I went home with this French guy 'cause he said something adorable, like, 'I have an apartment.”
~ Amy Schumer

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you!
~ Chris Rock

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
~ Will Ferrell

If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're in love.
~ Miles Davis

Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
~Miranda on "Sex and the City"

Love" is the same as "like" except you feel sexier.
~ Judith Viorst

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
~Tim Allen

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
~ Spanish Proverb

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Funny Love Quotes about Relationships

Let's face it, relationships aren't all sunshine and rainbows, and these funny love quotes joke about some of the ups and downs of being in a relationship.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
~ Oscar Wilde

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
~ Joan Crawford

A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
~ Mignon McLaughlin

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

Our relationship is like a cup of tea. A special blend of you and me.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
~ Ralphie May

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "Unstable".

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say "Now you're super mad!".

When a woman says "What?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.

I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.

All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.

Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.
~ David Sedaris

Funny Love Quotes about Marriage

Marriage is a wonderful adventure—filled with laughter, love, and the occasional "Why did I sign up for this?" moment. From navigating shared chores to figuring out who controls the TV remote, here are some funny love quotes that capture the rollercoaster ride of wedded bliss!

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~ Socrates

My husband and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant. He goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

After marriage, 'Netflix and chill' really just means 'Netflix and actually chill.’

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.
~ Joyce Brothers

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else.
~ Jean Kerr

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
~ Henry Youngman

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~ Rita Rudner

The four most important words in any marriage: "I'll do the dishes."

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
~ Megan Mullally

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Funny Love Quotes for Him

Whether it’s dealing with the adorable little habits that drive you wild or the way he always steals the covers, these funny love quotes for him capture the humor in every part of your relationship!

I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!

You're basically the cutest thing I have ever loved, after my kitten.

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday... yesterday you were pretty annoying.

Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this message!

You're the obi wan for me.

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

You're the cheese to my macaroni.

Besides chocolate, you're my favorite.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

Together with you is my favorite place to be.

Let's be weird and wonderful together.

It's amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life.

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Funny Love Quotes for Her

These funny love quotes are perfect for capturing the joy and lightheartedness of being with the girl you love.

You're just like bacon, beer and chocolate - you make everything better.

Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ Agatha Christie

If we were on a sinking ship, I'd share my door with you.

I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.

I love you even when I'm really, really hungry.

I love you from my head tomatoes.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.

You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

He stole my heart so I'm planning revenge... I am going to take his last name.

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think... Damn, he is one lucky man.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~ Rita Rudner

Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.

Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. The poor man might be lost or stuck on an island or something.

What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
~ Cindy Garner

Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh!

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
~ Phyllis Diller

Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile even when she doesn't want to.

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Funny Love Quotes from Movies

Sometimes we need to leave the funny love quotes to the professionals! Enjoy this range of funny love quotes from popular movies and romantic comedies to send to the one that makes your heart warm!

Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.
~ 27 Dresses

Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it for a while.
~ The Princess Bride

I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
~ Say Anything

You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. ~ Gone With the Wind
I like you. So there's that. I guess I have that.
~ Garden State

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
~ Knocked Up

I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
~ When Harry Met Sally

I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
~ The Wedding Date

You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person you cannot live without.
~ P.S. I Love You

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.
~ Her

“What does your 'I wanna kiss you face' look like?”
“It looks a lot like this.”
~ The Lovebirds

They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true.
~ Big Fish

I wish I had done everything on earth with you.
~ The Great Gatsby

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
~ The Fault In Our Stars

This woman is the most adorable creature I've ever been in contact with, and if she turns out even to be as good-looking as a mailbox, I'd be crazy not to turn my life upside down and marry her.
~ You've Got Mail

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