160 Best Snow Puns, Jokes, & Captions

Last Updated: January 15, 2025 by Michelle

When it comes to puns, there’s two types of people. Those who can’t get enough and those who instantly groan. I’m in the second camp, but even I can appreciate the cleverness of some of these snow puns, jokes, and captions. They’re snow good you’ll keep coming back for more (see what I did there?).

Scroll down to read the full collection of kid-friendly snow one-liners and jokes, or use the links to jump to a particular section. We even have snowball puns and snowman jokes! Or why not add a winter-themed pun to your social media post or Christmas card?

Jokes About Snow

Here is a collection of hilarious jokes about snow. Get ready to impress your family and friends!

What does a snowflake say to its friend? Water you doing tonight?

What is a Christmas elf’s favorite meal? Chilly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? It's snow cold outside!

What do you call a frozen dog? A pup-sicle.

What kind of money is used in the North Pole? Cold hard cash.

What do you call a wintertime ghost? Casp-brr.

What did the tree say to the first snowflake of winter? Long time, snow see.

What happens when you sit on the snow too long? You get polar-oids.

What's Jack Frost's favorite part of school? Snow and Tell.

What can you catch in winter with your eyes closed? A cold.

Snowman Puns and Jokes

Do you want to build a snowman? If you love our frosty friends, you'll adore our collection of classic snowman puns and jokes.

Snowman is an island.

A snowman doesn't carrot all.

To boldly go where snowman has gone before.

Stay frosty, my snowman.

Time waits for snowman.

How do snowmen make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

What does a snowman say during a heat wave?

This is snow laughing matter.

What did Olaf ask the waiter after dinner? Do you want to bill a snowman?

What did the snowman order at Wendy's? A vanilla frosty.

What did the snowman's wife place over their baby's crib? A snowmobile.

What’s an essential part of a snowman’s skincare routine? Ice cream.

What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes and Ice Crispies.

Why did the snowman sit in the fridge? He wanted to chill.

What do you call an intelligent snowman? Brrrrrr-liant.

What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman.

What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? He has a meltdown.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

What happened to the snowman that was hit by a snowball? He was knocked out cold.

What does a snowman do when he's mad? Gives you the cold shoulder.

Why don’t snowmen get married? They have cold feet.

How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.

What does a snowman drink? A slushy.

What does a snowman put on a hot dog? Chilly sauce.

What's a snowman's favorite take-out meal? Brrrrrr-ger King.

Where do snowmen find the weather report? On the winter-net.

Why do baby snowmen sleep in the snow? They need powder naps.

What do you call a snowman's dog? A slush puppy.

Why didn't the abominable snowman go to the party? He had snow-one to go with.

Snow Puns for Kids

In this section, you'll find all of our favorite snow puns for kids that are sure to give all ages a giggle.

Not SNOW fast!

You snow what?

You're snow cute.

I'm snow happy to see you.

Up to snow good.

All these puns are snow laughing matter.

There's no business like snow business.

You snow the drill.

Snow matter what.

I love you snow much.

It was a snow-brainer.

You're the coolest person that I snow.

It's snow laughing matter.

Snow my goodness.

I'm snow happy.

There's snow way out.

Snow many puns, snow little time.

Actions speak powder than words.

It's snow-time!

There's snow place like home.

Say it isn't snow.

You mean snow much to me.

There's snow-body like you.

I have snow much fun with you.

It's snow secret.

Shovel off!

You’re snow smart.

With great powder comes great responsibility.

Best in snow.

You snow it to yourself.

This weather is snow joke.

You've got to go with the snow.

There's snow-one like you.

I'll snow myself out.

Can you speed it up? I'm in a flurry.

I'm so anti-snow-cial in winter.

You've got the snow-how.

Cold Puns for Kids

We're feeling PUN-ny! See our collection of classic cold puns that are sure to warm your spirits.

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

I coldn't care less.

This crazy little thing cold love.

Freeze the day.

Head for the chills.

Be chill, my beating heart.

Ice and easy.

You're un-brrrrr-lieveable!

License to chill.

Let's cool it a day.

The best things in life are freeze.

Don't brrrrrst my bubble.

Love at frost bite.

Parting is such sleet sorrow.

I'm stuck on you like igloo.

Freeze don’t go.

Before your very ice.

Ice to meet you.

Get frosty!

Variety is the ice of life.

Don't think ice about it.

Freeze things happen.

Icy what you mean.

All hope is not frost.

All hail broke loose.

Snow Puns for Instagram

Are you looking for a super cool caption for a winter-themed Instagram post? We have trending snow puns for Instagram, with a sprinkle of emojis for a little fun.

Sleigh all day. 🛷

Sweater weather!

Sleigh, queen. 👸👑 🛷

Every day I'm shovelling.

What a winter-ful world. ⛄

Tis the ski-son to be jolly! 🎿

We go together like winter and hot cocoa. ⛄🍫

Powder to the people.

Cold hands, warm hearts. 🥶 🧤

It's a winter-ful life. ⛄

Brrrrring on the snow!❄️

I'm s-mitten. 🧤

There's a whole lot of glove here. 🧤 ❤️

Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. 🌨

Sugar and ice, and all things nice.

Flake it ‘til you make it. ❄️

Walking in a winter pun-derland. ⛄

You're thaw-some.

I call it as icy it.

Dachshund through the snow. 🐾 🌨

For goodness’ flake! ❄️

I came, I thawed, I conquered.

Cold hands and warm hearts.🥶 ❤️

I only have ice for you. 👀

Season the day.

I want to ride my icicle. 🚲

Come out and sleigh. 🛷

Baby, it's cold outside. 🥶

I glove you. 🧤 ❤️

I've got a slush on you. ⛄⛄

Be that as it sleigh. 🛷

My ski trip started well, but it's gone downhill. 🎿🏔🏂

It's mitten in the stars. 🧤 ✨

Froze were the good old days.

All in a sleigh's work. 🛷

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. ❄️

Just like a snowflake, you are one of a kind. ❄️

You can't flurry love. ❤️❤️

I can ski clearly now, the rain has gone...🎿

Don't flurry, be happy. 😁

Snow Day Puns

Stuck at home on a snow day? We have a collection of funny snow day puns to caption your social media posts with.

Coming home after a snow day = the snuggle is real.

I snuggle to get through these winter days.

Let's list the froze and cons.

It's snow joke outside.

Friends don’t let friends play in the snow alone.

I'm sick of winter - this is a cry for Alp!

The ski's the limit!

Skiing is believing.

Easier sled than done.

Don't bite my sled off!

I'm hanging on by a sled.

When life gives you snow…go outside and play in it!

You're sledding a fine line, there.

After all is sled and done, I still love winter.

After this, I'm sitting by the fire and enjoying the festivi-teas.

Winter is here, weather you like it or not.

This winter is a frost-rating situation.

There's snow way I am leaving the house today.

I love snow...especially through a window, under a cozy blanket, drinking hot chocolate.

More Winter Fun for Kids

If you enjoyed these snow puns for kids and are looking for more fun and games to keep the young ones entertained during the frosty season, here are some pages they might love:
Winter Jokes
Christmas Jokes
Funny Christmas Poems
Winter Coloring Pages
Winter Word Searches
Paper Snowflake Templates
Letter to Santa Template
Christmas Coloring Pages
Christmas Color By Number
Christmas Word Scramble
Christmas Word Search

And if you ever need a laugh during other times of the year after enjoying our snow jokes, check out our:
Halloween Jokes
Spider Puns
Skeleton Puns
Thanksgiving Jokes

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