Best Knock-Knock Jokes for All Ages

When silly jokes come knocking, open up for pun! 😄

Last updated: April 3, 2025 by Courtney

Knock, knock! Who’s there? These amazing knock-knock jokes, that’s who! Are you ready to laugh yourself silly on these cheesy yet classically funny knock-knock jokes?

Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults

Knock-knock jokes have been around for what seems like forever. I know I grew up on them, that’s for sure! The best part about the classic knock-knock who's there jokes is their predictable setup and punny punchlines. I tend to reach for a knock-knock joke when I’m entertaining a children’s party, joking with my partner, or even having a knock-knock joke battle with friends.

It might be tricky coming up with jokes on your own, but that’s why we’ve made the best knock-knock joke page! Here, you’ll find our favorites for kids, adults, holidays, and so much more.

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Best Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some BUNNY once told me the world is gonna roll me…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked poetry!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May.
May who?
May the force be with you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
These are nacho mama’s jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?

Knock, knock.
Come in.
You ruin everything!

Knock-Knock Jokes I Didn't Know You Likes Poetry!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda one for me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
*Silence*

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play this game!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity, and I don’t knock twice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep.

Knock-Knock Jokes Broken Pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides pants, you pay for them.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you so cute?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ilene.
Ilene who?
Ilene a little when I get tired.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mongo.
Mongo who?
Mongolia!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey got stolen, let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mint.
Mint who?
Mint to tell you I was stopping by.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep doing this?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen-y one want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne drops keep falling on my head.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!

Knock-Knock Jokes Cash who? I'm more into almonds

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti ‘nothing knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ira.
Ira who?
Ira member you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon meringue.
Lemon meringue who?
Lemon meringue the bell, but nobody answered!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me, when you’re not strong!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Been a wafer a while, but now I’m back.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know who I am by now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mandy.
Mandy who?
Mandy lifeboats, this ship is going down!

Knock-Knock Jokes Ketchup with me and I'll tell you

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says moooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chickens.
Chickens who?
No, chickens cluck, owls hoo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quack.
Quack who?
There’s a quack in my butt!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wah.
Wah who?
It’s-a me, Mario!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sheep.
Interr—
BAAAAHHH!!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie the Pooh, of course!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Ew.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima huff and puff and blow your house down.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come over and play?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, it’s kangaroo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I’ve seen you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher it, you can do it!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word, and I’ll come in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izma.
Izma who?
Izma lunch ready yet?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas to meet you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle it take to get you to open the door?

Knock-Knock Otto be a law against bad jokes

Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colonization. Just kidding, colonizers don’t knock before coming in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cuckoo.
Cuckoo who?
Cuckoo-a-joob. I am the walrus.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you like this?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
DEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ THEY HATIN’.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Omg, let me grab my sonic screwdriver!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you go out with me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IRS.
IRS who?
If you have to ask, you’re in more trouble than I thought.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rendezvous.
Rendezvous who?
Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weevil.
Weevil who?
Weevil, weevil rock you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go see the idiot. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I miss you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world can keep us apart.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
I’ll see you in court!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A yam.
A yam who?
A yam so over this conversation.

Knock-Knock Jokes You're in more trouble than I thought

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored, let’s go out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ion.
Ion who?
I’ve had my ion you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one that I want!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, will you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to see you soon!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out later?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better punchline than this!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto be a law against bad jokes!

Knock-Knock Jokes I mustache you a question

Classic Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe mama.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Updog.
Updog who?
Does it smell like updog in here?
What’s up dog?
Not much, you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Good, Howard you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock-Knock Jokes Who's there? Nunya Business

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I’m not!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jalapeño.
Jalapeño who?
Am I getting jalapeño business?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh—?
MOOOO!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody’s too short to ring the doorbell!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but here I am!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.

Knock-Knock Jokes Bacon a cake for your birthday

Holiday Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahh.
Ahh who?
Werewolves in London.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
…Anna Partridge and a pear tree.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho, ho.
Ho, ho who?
Your Santa impression could use some work.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood (Dracula voice).

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock-Knock Jokes Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy Birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never guess who it is!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelly.
Shelly who?
Shelly-brate good times, c’mon!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way outta here?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all those treats in one basket?

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