Funny Jokes for Parties, Birthdays, and All Things Seriously Funny

Last updated: September 23, 2024 by the Homemade Gifts Team

As much as I might wish I was hilarious, I’m not the sort of person who’s always ready with an actually funny joke. It can present a problem during those awkward lulls during parties or conversations. It seems like the people who are naturally hilarious always manage to come out ahead.

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Well, we’ve got a secret - you don’t need to be a natural-born comedian to be the life of the party anymore. We’ve got trivia, riddles, dad jokes, truth or dare questions, never have I ever questions, and would you rather questions all right here for you to whip out whenever you need. You could print them out in anticipation of a party, or try to memorize a few funny jokes for your own use.

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Funny Jokes

Dad Jokes | Holiday Jokes

Riddles & Trivia

Games

Truth or Dare | Never Have I Ever | Would You Rather

Funny Jokes for Your Next Party or Event

You wanna hear a joke? We’ve got jokes. From cringe to actually funny jokes, we’ve got something to suit everyone.

Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes

We aren’t sure we’d call these actually funny jokes. You might get more groans than laughs with some of these. But dad jokes have a certain endearing quality we can’t deny. Here’s a couple of our favorites.

Want even more? Check out our full list of 180+ Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes.

Holiday Jokes & Birthday Jokes

From our ALL NEW Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes:

Actually Funny Jokes Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes

You might have noticed that we're all about the holidays around here. These holiday and birthday jokes are perfect for adding to a printable card, party invite, or simply to crack your friends and coworkers up at the holiday party.

Actually Funny Jokes About Christmas for Kids

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Riddles and Trivia to Stump Your Friends

What’s the perfect way to make your friends all think you’re a genius? These mind-bending riddles and trivias, of course. And if they aren’t stumped, well, you can always pretend these were actually a funny joke.

Tough But Fun Riddles

We’ve got more than 80 riddles for you to puzzle over, so we separated things into easy categories for you. Choose our best riddles, or try holiday or birthday riddles. Maybe you want some easy riddles for kids or harder riddles for adults.

For our full list, check out our 85 Tough But Fun Riddles page.

Brain Teasers for Kids and Adults

Are you ready to test your brain? Riddle your noggin? Stump your noodle? Check out these 85 Brain Teasers with answers for kids, adults, anyone who likes to tease their brain! Are you looking for a fun game to play during a party or something to entertain your students? We have you covered with these brain teasers!

Actually Funny Jokes and Best Brain Teasers

For our full list, check out our 85 Brain Teasers for Kids and Adults.

Riddles for Kids

We've put together our favorite hard and easy riddles for kids. They're even educational, including geography, math, and science riddles to get the whole family's brains working. And don't forget the laughter with the funny riddles for kids. Try them out in a long car ride or over the dinner table.

For our full list, check out 88 Fun Riddles for Kids.

Riddles for Adults

Riddles for adults are a fantastic way to liven up any gathering. The other day I was at a party and stumped for something to talk about. Then I remembered and shared a few clever riddles, and all of a sudden I’d made 3 new friends! That’s because riddles are a great source of entertainment that gets people laughing and thinking at the same time.

For our full list, check out 101 Best Riddles for Adults.

Our Best Trivia Questions

Do you have a friend who’s a fiend for trivia? Or maybe that person is you. Some folks bank on having actually funny jokes up their sleeves, while others know they’re a vault of weird knowledge. But are you ready for 200 trivia questions? We’ve got so many that even the biggest trivia nerds might falter.

Actually Funny Jokes and Trivia Questions

Haven’t had your fill? Get all our trivia questions at our 200 Best Trivia Questions page.

Trivia Questions for Kids

Trivia is one of those games where the questions change with age and personal interests. This means that some trivia games leave kids out of the fun, which is no fair! Here are a few trivia questions for kids that they'll love. From history and science, to animals and entertainment. Challenge the kids to a game night, or use them for a fun fact in your classroom.

The game doesn't end there! Get all our 100 Best Trivia Questions for Kids.

Best Holiday Trivia for Kids and Adults

Ready to test how much you know about your favorite holidays? Our holiday trivia pages will have you guessing. Test your knowledge on the folk traditions behind your favorite holidays, as well as the facts and figures surrounding their commercialization, and don't forget to check out questions on your favorite holiday movies, pop culture, and media.

Actually Funny Jokes and Halloween Trivia Questions

Check out the rest of our Halloween Trivia questions. I'm warning you, the difficulty might just creep up on you!

Actually Funny Jokes and Christmas Trivia Questions

Think you know a lot about Christmas? It's time to prove it with our 100 Best Christmas Trivia Questions.

Fun Party Game Questions

No matter how old we get, we’re never too old for a good party game. Maybe you want to start up a revealing round of truth or dare or find out how crazy your friends really are with never have I ever questions. Leave it in the realm of the theoretical with a game of would you rather. Pick the game that fits the vibe for your party, then find our party questions below.

Best Truth or Dare Questions

Truth or dare can quickly turn an ordinary party spicy (you might want to have some funny jokes on hand just in case). You could learn things about your friends you never thought you’d know. But if you’re brave enough, here’s some of our best truth or dare questions to help you dive in.

Actually Funny Jokes and Truth or Dare Questions

For the full list, check out our Best Truth or Dare Questions here.

Never Have I Ever Questions for Adults, Teens, and Kids

Never have I ever is the king of all party games. This classic can be hilarious, revealing, spicy, sweet, and everything in between. Our advice: Tailor your questions to your audience, whether that’s adults, teens, or kids.

Actually Funny Jokes and Never Have I Ever Questions

Get the whole list of Never Have I Ever Questions for Adults, Teens, and Kids here.

Would You Rather Questions for Kids & Grownups

Sometimes an actually funny joke is a pun. But sometimes it’s making your friend choose between a photobombing pet unicorn and a pet dragon who lights your furniture on fire. Hit your friends with the tough questions in life with these would you rather questions.

Actually Funny Jokes and Would Your Rather Questions

We have more than 300 Would You Rather Questions for Kids & Grownups available here. And if you're looking just for the little ones, check out our Would You Rather Questions for Kids.

Age is like underwear. It creeps up on you.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again.

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows!

What do you call a detective who accidentally solves all his cases? Sheer Luck Holmes.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They ain't got the guts.

And the God said to John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

What fruit gets resentful at weddings? Melons. 'Cause they can't elope.

Never play poker with cows, the steaks are too high.

My wife told me to take the spider out rather than killing it. So we went and had some drinks. Turns out, the kid's a web designer!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

What do you call an army of babies? The infantry.

What did the duck say after he finished dinner? Put it on my bill.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left home? Bison.

Why isn't a leopard good at hide and seek? Because it's always spotted.

I'm an expert at heating fragrant leaves in water. You could say it's my special-tea.

"Sorry I'm late, boss," I said, "I was heaving computer issues."
"Hard Drive?" he asked.
"Nah, the commute was fine. It's my laptop."

What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

I'd avoid that sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.

I asked my wife, “What's a three letter word for ‘eggs’?”
Her: It’s ova.
Me: But why? Is it because I’m terrible at crosswords?

Where does a pirate go to get his hook? The second hand store.

How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, its actually quite light.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking her. That's what I get for adopting pure bread.

Why did the coffee taste like dirt? It was recently ground.

What did the pig say when it left the oven? It's bacon in there.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

What's a baker's favorite thing to wear? Loafers.

Did you know bunnies eat more carrots than people? Of course! When was the last time you saw a bunny eat a person?

Kid: "That's not fair!"
Dad: "Fair comes to town once a year. There's a big wheel that goes around in circles."

When my wife is sad, I let her color in my tattoos. Turns out, she just needs a shoulder to crayon.

So I opened the water bill and the electricity bill at the same time. Lemme tell you, I was shocked!

I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.